**upbeat music** **cold silence** **upbeat music** Ampu-prancercising. When I ampu-prancercise, my body ascends to
a new plane of existence. The amount of fucks I give is reduced to approximately
negative 17. Here is now to ampu-prancercise. Step 1: Go outside. Step 2: dance around. Step 3: let go of any earthly worries that people are looking at you like you’re a freakin’ weirdo. Ampu-prancercising gets me in touch with nature. Ampu-prancercising in an excellent way to
fuse the mind, your body and the machine that is your prosthesis. People are already staring at us anyway so
you may as well give them something even more entertaining to stare at. Just march to the beat of the drum that exists
in your mind. Although for me for some reason working on
being less self-conscious involves putting videos out on the entire internet. (?) Ampu-Prancercising: an activity that can
be enjoyed by all amputees.