Children’s Birthdate Quiz w/ James Van Der Beek & Kris Jenner

Children’s Birthdate Quiz w/ James Van Der Beek & Kris Jenner


>>James: THANK YOU FOR BEING
HERE! W ARE YOU?>>I’M GOOD.>>James: THAN FOR PLAYING
“PCE IS RIGHT” EARLIER. U WERE SO GOOD AT IT.>>THANK YOU!>>Jes: I WAS SHOCKED. I’M SO HPPY. THAT WAS SO MUCH FUN. THANK YOU FOR HAVING ME.>>James: IT WAS GREAT. HOW AM I GOING TO GET THA
THING HOME? ( LAUGHTER )
>>James: WE’LL FIGURE IT OUT. ARE YOU GOING TO DRIVE IT
OVER?>>James: MM-HMM. OKAY.>>James: NOW, JAMES —
YES. THE SHOW MANY TIMES.BEEN ON
>>YES. SAY THIS EXACT PHRASE — EVE I
TIME YOU HAVE BEEN ON THE SHOW, CONGRATULATIONS YOU’VE H
ANOTHER BABY! ( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE )
>>YES, THANK YOU! I DON’T UNDERSTAND. TALK KNOW ABOUT IT. WHY?>>THEY JUST KEEP COMING OUT SO
NICE.>>JamesTHEY ARE. YOU DO MAKE THE MOST ADABLE
CHDREN. YOU REALLY DO.>>THANKOU. THANK YOU.>>Jes: HOW’SVERYONE
DOING?>>BY THREE YOU’RE PRETTY MUCH
MAXIMALLY INCONVENNCED ANYWAY, AND THEN THERE’S JUST MORE LVE. YOU’RE CRAZY OUTNUMBERED. IT’S BLISSL CHAOS ALL THE
TIME. AND THE PROSPECT OF FOUR FILLS
ME WITH DREAD. ( CHRS AND APPLAUSE )
IT REALLY DOES. IT REAL, REALLY DOES.>>OH, COME ON, GUYS. I HAVE SIX.>>Jam: YOU DO! ( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE )
>>WNE, WHINE, WHINE.>>James: BETWEEN THEWO OF
YOU, YOU HAVE 11 CHILDREN.>>YEAH.>>Jam: BUT YOU SPACED THEM
OUT LIKE A SANE PERSON.>>NO, KOURTNEY AND KIMBERLY
WERE 18 MONS APA. KHLOE WASHREE YEARSATER, ROB
WAS REE YEARS LATER THEN I I WAS EXHAUSTED.>>James: KRIS, THESERE ALL
OF YOURS HER>>OKAY.>>Jes: CAN YOU, ALL SIX
CHILDREN –>>NAM THEM?>
( LAUGHTER )>>Jam: NO, IN ORDER FROM
OLDEST TO YUNGEST, CAN YOU TELL ME YOU CHILDREN’S BIRTH DATES?>>KOURTNEY IS APRIL 18th.>>James: OKAY. KIM IS OCTOBER —
( BLEEP ) — 21st.>>James: OKAY, YOU’RE RIGHT. KHLOE JUNE 27, ROB MARCH 17,
KENDALLOVEMBER 3, AND KYLIE>>James: AW! ( APPLSE )
>>YOU NOTE I WASN’T LAUGHING DURI THAT TEST THERE.>>James JAMES, OLDEST TO
YOUNST GO,.>>OKAY, OLIVIA WAS BORN
SEPTEMBER 25th, JOSUA WAS BORN MARCH 13th, ANNABEE WAS
BORN JANUARY 25.>>James: YOU’RE SO NERVOUS
RIGHT NOW, YEP.>>AMELIA, WHO WAS BORN
MARCH 23rd AND GWENDOLYN WAS BORN JUNE 15th. ( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE )
>>THREE WEEKS AFTER GWENDOLYN WAS BORN, I WAS ON A SET AND ALL
THE OTHER ACTRESSES WERE THERE AND WAS TALKING ABOUT MY KIDS
AND THEY WERE, LIKE, YOU MUST BE THE BEST DAD. GO, I LOVE MY KIDS. AND THEY GO, WHAT’S YOUR
YOUNGEST DAUGHTER’S BIRTHDAY. IT WAS ON A FRIDAY. ITAS THE FIRST TIME ANYASKED
ME WHEN HER BIRTHDAY WAS AND I HAD TO TAKE MY PHONE OUT TO
FIGURE IT OUT. James: I KNOW WHAT YOU MEAN
BECAUSE WHEN OUR YOUNGEST CHILD SHE WAS BORN ON THE 12t MOON 12th DECEMBER, BAUSE
LITERALLY AFTER AN HOUR AFTER SHE WAS BORN I WAS, LIKE, 122,
I CAN REMEMR THAT! ( LAUGER )
KRIS, YOU THREW A BIRTHDAY FOR KYLIE LAST MONTH.>>YES. James: WHAT DO YOU GIVE
YOUR DAUGHTER WHEN SHE’S A BILLIONAIRE? ( LAUGHTER )
>>I GAVE HER A HANDBAG. I GAVE H A HANDBAG.>>James: A REGULAR HANDBAG? YEAH, JUST A REGULAR OLD
PURSE.>>James: I HEARD YOU BOUGHT
HER A TRIP ON A YACHT.>>SHE DECIDED TO CELEBRATE HER
BIRTHDAY ON A BOAT.>>Jam: SHE DID THAT
HERSELF.>>YH. I’M NOT THAT NICE. ( LAUGHTER )
James: I WAS GOING TO SAY, THAT’S AN INCREDIBLE PRESENT.>>I KNOW, RIGHT?>>James: YEAH. YEAH.>>Jes: DID YOU JOIN HER ON
THE SHOW?>>HELL, YES.>>James: DID YOU?>>IT WAS LIKELY FUN. SHE BROUGHT HER FRIENDS AND
COREY AND I AND IT WAS FUN.>>James: HAVE YOU DONE THE
EUROPEAN COASTLINE BEFORE?>>I HAVE, SHE HASN’T. I DIDN’T WANT HER TO DO IT FOR
THE FIRST TIME — YOU KNOW, SHE’S BEEN TO EUROPE FOR A DAY
OR TWO BUT NEVER GONE FOR VATION. I THOUGHT, WELL, YOU KNOW, YOU
NEED ME. I GAVE BRTH TO YOU, YOU NEED ME
ON YOUR BIRTHDA SO I CONVINCED HER FIRST THAT
SHE EDED ME ON THE TRIP, AND THEN WE WENT AND HAD REALLY
GOOD TIME.