Haunted Elevator (ft. David S. Pumpkins) – SNL

Haunted Elevator (ft. David S. Pumpkins) – SNL


>>WELCOME TO 100 FLOORS OF
FRIGHTS. ENTER AT YOUR OWN RISK.
>>DO THINGS JUMP OUT AT YOU ON THIS RIDE?
>>YEAH, BABY. IT’S THE SCARIEST RIDE OF FRIGHT
NIGHT.>>GOOD EVENING.
I’M YOUR HELL-AVATOR OPERATOR MARK.
PLEASE HOLD ON AS THIS RIDE GOES BUMP IN THE NIGHT.
>>OKAY, DON’T MAKE FUN OF ME IF I SCREAM.
>>IT’S 100 FLOORS OF FRIGHTS, BABE, I’LL PROBABLY BE SCREAMING
TOO.>>AND NOW HOLD ON FOR DEAR
DEATH. BWAHAHAHA!
>>WINIFRED ROGERS GOT COLD FEET AND HUNG HERSELF IN THE
HONEYMOON SUITE.>>OH MY GOSH.
>>YOU TOTALLY JUMPED.>>SO DID YOU.
>>FLOOR 20, HOME OF OUR FIVE-SKULL RESTAURANT.
>>TODAY’S SPECIAL — YOUR HEAD!
>>THAT WAS MY HEAD. IS THAT WHY THEY TAKE A PICTURE
WHEN YOU ENTER THE PARK?>>I’M NOT TELLING.
49th FLOOR.>>OH, NO.
HERE WE GO, HERE WE GO –>>HOW’S IT HANGING?
I’M DAVID PUMPKINS AND I’M GOING TO SCARE THE HELL OUT OF YOU!
♪ DO DO DO DO DO DO DO DO DO DO DO DO ♪
♪ DO DO DO DO DO DO DO DO DO DO DO DO ♪
♪ DO DO DO DO DO DO DO DO DO DO DO DO DO ♪
♪ DO DO DO DO DO DO DO DO DO DO DO DO DO ♪
>>ANY QUESTIONS?>>SCARED SPEECHLESS?
>>OH, NO, NO, I’M JUST TRYING TO WRAP MY HEAD AROUND — DAVID
PUMPKINS? I MEAN, ARE WE SUPPOSED TO KNOW
WHO THAT IS?>>YEAH, IT WAS JUST A GUY IN A
PUMPKIN SUIT WITH TWO BEAT BOY SKELETONS.
I DON’T GET HOW THAT’S SCARY.>>YOU DON’T GET FRIGHTS, YOU
FEEL THEM. 26th FLOOR!
>>CAN I SLEEP IN YOUR BED TONIGHT?
ARRGGHHH!>>YEAH, I GET WHY SHE’S HERE.
>>YEAH, CREEPY GIRL FROM “THE RING.”
DAVID PUMPKINS? IS HE FROM SOMETHING?
>>LIKE A LOCAL COMMERCIAL?>>THE SCARIEST THING TO THE
MIND IS THE UNKNOWN.>>I’M DAVID PUMPKINS!
>>I KNOW, BUT WHO ARE YOU?>>I’M DAVID PUMPKINS, MAN!
>>OKAY, YEAH, AND DAVID PUMPKINS IS?
>>HIS OWN THANG.>>AND THE SKELETONS ARE?
>>PART OF IT!>>BUT WHY ARE YOU A PART OF THE
RIDE?>>TO DO THIS.
♪ DO DO DO DO DO DO DO DO DO DO DO ♪
♪ DO DO DO DO DO DO DO DO DO DO DO DO ♪
♪ DO DO DO DO DO DO DO DO DO DO DO DO ♪
>>WHAT’S MY NAME?>>DAVID S. PUMPKINS!
>>ANY QUESTIONS?>>YES, SEVERAL.
HE HAS LIKE A MIDDLE INITIAL NOW?
I’M SO IN THE WEEDS OF DAVID PUMPKINS.
>>DON’T LET DAVID PUMPKINS RUIN YOUR NIGHT.
>>DAVID S. PUMPKINS. FLOOR 99!
>>ARRGGGHH! I’M CRAZY!
FOR DAVID PUMPKINS! ♪ DO DO DO DO DO DO DO DO DO DO
DO ♪ ♪ DO DO DO DO DO DO DO DO DO DO
DO DO DO ♪ ♪ DO DO DO DO DO DO DO ♪
>>HOW MUCH DAVID PUMPKINS IS IN THIS?
>>UH — 73 OUT OF 100 FLOORS.>>WHY DID YOU GO ALL-IN ON
DAVID PUMPKINS?>>LOOK, IT’S 100 FLOORS OF
FRIGHTS, THEY’RE NOT ALL GOING TO BE WINNERS.
FLOOR 100.>>OKAY, SO NOW IT’S JUST THE
SKELETONS? GREAT.
>>READY OR NOT, HERE WE DANCE! ♪ DO DO DO DO DO DO DO DO DO DO
DO ♪ OH!
♪ DO DO DO DO DO DO DO DO DO DO DO ♪
>>I HAPPY!>>HAPPY HALLOWEEN!
>>ANY QUESTIONS? ♪ DO DO DO DO DO DO DO DO DO
DO ♪ [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]
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