QUEEN OF HEARTS vs WICKED WITCH: Princess Rap Battle (Alyssa Preston, Whitney Avalon) *explicit*

QUEEN OF HEARTS vs WICKED WITCH: Princess Rap Battle (Alyssa Preston, Whitney Avalon) *explicit*


This video is sponsored by DressesWithPockets.com! The Queen of Hearts versus The Wicked Witch of the West Let the rap battle begin! Begone, Adele Dazeem! I’m a head-taking machine Chop so many necks call me the Guillotine Queen I’ll make you walk the green mile and roast ya, Salem-style Here’s the lesson Court’s in session and I do love a trial Get this straight the heart wants what it wants I’m not a dunce and unlike you I do my own stunts You might be okay at croquet but you’ll fall just the same ‘cause I’m a master with a mallet and I’ve never lost a game You’re too concerned with shoes to stop a homesick chick? This toothpick on a broomstick can’t handle the thicc All ways are my ways so I make the laws With a verdict and my boot I’ll kick your narrow ass to Oz I’m the witch-of-the witch-of-the witch-of-the witch-of-the west, ha! You wish you could be like me but bish I’m the best, ha! ‘Cause I’m the meanest, the keenest gonna upset the queenest brighter than the Emerald City because I’m certainly the greenest They tried to keep me down but instead I have arisen I overthrew the land and transformed Oz into a prison The wizard was a con man so weaklings gave him loyalty but I can fly, so I defy both gravity and royalty A woman with real power not a windbag liar dickhead now Oz and Broadway recognize the one who’s truly wicked You’ve got your own itty bitty pity committee You can run, you can hide but I’ll get you, my pretty Yeah, I got a little mister But what happened to her sister? Right, she became a basement in the midst of a twister I’m a slayer and a player Momma heart gets paid Wearing diamonds in the club while your monkeys get spayed This punk-ass needs a punchin’ You’re more sloppy than a luncheon with a bunch of fucking Munchkins who are too damn drunk to function We’re the original dreamland You imposters can suck it, ‘cause Wonderland ain’t nuthin’ to fuck with Wonderland ain’t nuthin’ to fuck with This battle was a slaughter Elphie’s melting ’cause I’m hotter This hag is #thirsty Here, have a cup of water In a second they’ll be singing “ding dong, the witch is dead” By order of the Queen OFF WITH YOUR HEAD! This brat’s got a temper Now she’s folding under pressure ‘cause she’s screaming bloody murder while I’m smiling like a Cheshire You’re losing the beat You might need a pacemaker Don’t you mess around with me ‘cause I’m a heartbreaker I’ve got the powers and the flowers to KO your whole team I got them pop pop poppies Night night, have a nice dream You think this is a game? Tell these cards I ain’t playing Cut the deck like it’s a check and wreck this trumped-up queen I’m slaying You wouldn’t like me when I’m angry I’ll make a motherfucking scene Like the Hulk without the bulk It ain’t easy being green Like the roses that you keep What you sow is what you reap I’m the doom on a broom and this has been a clean sweep Thanks for watching! And thanks so much to DressesWithPockets.com because everyone deserves pockets! Wow, that was quite a battle! Who would you like to see rap battle? Please comment below