Stretch Marks: Good, Bad & Ugly (UhOhBro)

Stretch Marks: Good, Bad & Ugly (UhOhBro)


Stretch marks. Good, bad and ugly. as you may know, stretch marks are streaks or stripes on the skin especially on the abdomen, cased by distension of the skin from obesity or during pregnancy this is an example of pretty standard stretch marks I’d call them not bad here’s more stretch marks only these look kinda cool kinda like tiger stripes so i’d say they are good meanwhile these are straight up ugly ladies, ya gotta apply that cocoa butter during pregnancy otherwise your stomachs gonna look like that half-roasted nut sack. Deep in this persons heart they hate women with stretch marks. Hate stretch marks in hell! These stretch marks i’d say are bad I mean I like watermelons i just don’t want to think about one when i look at your stomach. Meanwhile you might think these stretch marks are bad but i think the body hair is even worse. Guy or girl I just think
being shaved his better. These stretch marks look more like sand. I actually think they’re kind of good. They remind me of earth and that makes me happy Body shaming only sometimes the answer. Right in the face! You see ladies? she’s rubbing cream on her belly which is what you should do if you don’t want
to have horrible stretch marks during pregnancy. Looks like this takes a little late on the
cream *laughs* Oh, what women have to go through just to push a baby out their vaginas. Meanwhile men get orgasms WOOH! l bet you wish you had stretch marks now instead of two
arrows in your face. Okay, these stretch marks are kinda awesome I mean take an honest look at them it’s almost
like you’re seeing light come through the trees do you see it? I could just
stare at those for like 30 or more seconds. These stretch marks make you look like you
got cut with a knife that just makes you seem hardcore. Say women can be beautiful
despite having stretch marks then I think you’ve made your- *gets interrupted* hey I was talking to her…
why’d you have to kill her?! These stretch marks just give your body texture which I
think is good now these stretch marks are disgusting and horrible remind me of the
desert and I don’t like the desert, and her stomach kinda looks like a ninety yearold’s rectum… Not that I look a lot at ninety year old rectums (Stop denying it, Greg) I’m just..shut up Oh Jesus. It’s like your belly visited the opposite of the fountain of youth you think women which stretch marks can look pretty cool too huh? Yah, you’re a good goat. These stretch marks are kinda bad. They ain’t fancy or nothing. If you psych yourself out it almost looks like someone’s bending over with their butt hole showing. Do you see it? Do you see the person bent over? *lol* These stretch marks appear to be photoshopped but based on the redness I’d say there bad These ones are just ok not bad, not good, just okay. Meanwhile these ones are awesome
like the house cat attacked you and dug deep. Hey pop quiz. Do stretch marks on women actually look kinda cool and build character? The answer was yes. Remember kids this is what you did your mother so just
clean your god damn rooms okay? Don’t make where you live look like as big of a
mess as your mother’s stomach. This persons vagina’s obviously so on fire that they put ice water between their legs that and they have stretch marks which are actually okay who cares? Obviously this chick forgot to
put the cream around her hips now she has free lighting bolt tattoos. I’d say those
are good. The guy i’m chasing right now just dumped his girlfriend ’cause he didn’t like her stretch marks. I’LL KILL YOU!
Meanwhile, this person looks like they have a disease. I’m gonna say bad. You’re poor skin is hanging on for dear life. studio apartment just wasn’t good enough your
baby. It kinda looks like hell fire is rising up around your belly button. Satan is
calling you. Not sure wether stretch marks, or claw marks. Calm down bitch. I don’t know how someone achieves this. They stretch marks on their
back. Maybe it’s just like karma I guess great-great grandfather was a slave owner. My logic
makes perfect sense it’s almost like Zeus lives in your vagina and thats why those
lightning bolts are shooting out from your crotch region but no consider those
ones to be good. Really fun to stare at. that’s right run stretch mark hatin’ motherfucker! You think you’re better than her? Huh? She had to carry a fucking baby what did you do? These stretch marks are pretty awful you noticing a pattern yet, lighter colored stretch marks=good.
Wow your entire belly looks like one testicle. Just put some hair on it and put it between a dudes legs. *Angry Arnold voice* “Maybe it’s a tumor!” Not sure if lotion or overly excited husband. Hey look its before and
after Photoshop. You know how I know it’s Photoshop? Because, it’s highly unlikely that the hair on the left fell in exactly the same position your Photoshop skills suck try
again this however not Photoshop is simply what you ladies are in for when you have
a baby. After you push the baby out you have a giant lump of flab left on your belly
but it’s ok can have sex for some time after you have the baby anyway does not
like you’re trying to impress anybody Your girlfriend Cindy says hi guess what Jerome she likes her body the way it is! I let you off on a warning. Good talk jerome! Here is another fake before and after. They just so just happened to take a picture in exactly the same spot at exactly the
same lighting. Meanwhile all that that you’re pitching is actually completely fine
perfectly healthy to have that. Those little lightning bolts are pretty cool too. The 2
things I really don’t like about what’s going on in this photo is those fake ass
now and that disgusting piercing hanging from your belly. That doesn’t look
healthy lady! Looks like it’s about to rot and fall off. These stretch marks are kinda cool but kinda terrifying but there you
go, the good, the bad and the ugly.