Tag: comedy

How to Be Pretty When You Are Fat

Oh, wow, you look great! What did you do? Not much, why? Not much? You look like you’ve lost 20 pounds or had cosmetic surgery or … something. What did you do? I read about several ways to be pretty when you are fat. Then I followed the advice. Obviously, it’s an improvement. What did […]

Why You Shouldn’t Go To Yoga

(relaxing music) – Um, excuse me, is this beginner’s yoga with Agnes? – Oh, no I’m Lily. Agnes unfortunately is out sick. But don’t worry, I’m a real teacher. Okay, good (chuckles). – I talked to Agnes last night, she said she’d be just a little late. – Well, I talked to Agnes this morning, […]

Types of People in Horror Movies

Forget about all your stresses and laugh with me for a few minutes. *magic rainbow unicorn noises ayeee* What up everyone it’s your girl Superwoman, and if you know anything about me You know I love horror movies mostly because when I say horror movies people think I’m saying “whore” movies And that’s just like […]

Billy Pees His Pants – Billy Madison (4/9) Movie CLIP (1995) HD

Okay, everybody. Back on the bus! [Children] Aw!What’s with Ernie? I don’t know. I’ll be right back. Hey, Ernie! What’s up? Nothing. You fallin’ in love with the wall or somethin’? I had an accident. You had an accident? What does that mean? Gooo! Oh, I know. Okay. Uh…[Goat Bleats]Don’t worry, buddy. Hang tight. I’ll […]


this means I am sending you positive vibes when in fact I have none welcome to the i shun yoga today I’m gonna be playing a dull game of Twister by myself right hand yellow circles big my head beds on to Tang invokes your body and call it twister but put on a headband […]

Deutschkurs für türkische Mitbürger – Ladykracher

Ich bin die Regina Klempf. Willkommen in unserem Deutschkurs für türkische Mitbürger. Als erstes würde ich von euch gerne wissen, wie ihr heißt, wie lange ihr denn schon in Deutschland wohnt und ob ihr denn auch schon ein bisschen Deutsch sprecht… Murat, fang’ du doch mal an bitte! Ja, hallo, ich heiße Murat Ozgül. Ich […]

Yoga Hosers TRAILER (2016) – Johnny Depp, Justin Long Movie HD

MISS WICKLUND:I’m talking aboot your entire generation.Generation, “Why me?”, I call it.You live on your phones. You have no idea how to function like normal people in the real world. Miss Wicklund, this isn’t the real world. This is Canada. -Oh, it’s LuLu and Lemon. -Condescending riot girls. Colleen coalition. I would like to invite […]

Forgetting Sarah Marshall (5/11) Movie CLIP – Yoga Class (2008) HD

Thank you. Please remove it before class. Hey, everyone, why don’t you all grab your mats? Sorry, l recognize you from the cover o_ Namaste MagazĐ˝ne. l’m a huge fan. Thank you. That’s so sweet of you to say. l appreciate that. Obviously, l don’t do yoga for recognition. Right, of course you wouldn’t. Then […]


(screams) – I’m so stressed! (panting) – Gertie, Gertie what’s the matter? – I only have like five bottles of glitter left. See? (screams) See the glitter? See the glitter? (panting) It’s running out! (panting) – It’s okay, Gertie. It’s okay. How ’bout we just, let’s relax and we can do some yoga. It’s the […]


what’s going on guys my name is whoo man and you’re currently watching my youtube channel today I’m going back on the streets posing as an uber driver my passengers expect me to come and pick them up in a bowl beat up to you in a Prius but when I get there I’ll be […]