The Perfect Gym for Resolution Breakers…One Time Fitness  – Studio C

The Perfect Gym for Resolution Breakers…One Time Fitness – Studio C

♪♪ Man:New Year’s is just
around the corner,
and so are your resolutions,so give yourself
the best gift of all:
a membership at
One Time Fitness.
Here at One Time Fitness,
you can sign up
for a one-time 30-minute gym
membership experience.
It’s just enough to give you
bragging rights
about going to the gymwithout all the self-loathingfrom never actually
going to the gym,
so you can feel free to come in
and warm up on the bike,
get a drink,check your texts,take a gym selfie,lift your chin,puff your chest,flex your arm,whoa, just
strike a pose.
Take 20 minutes
to write a caption
and then post your gym
selfie to Instagram.
Get a drink,relax on the only
leg press machine,
accidentally creep
on the yoga people,
wish you were that guy,or even that guy.Get a drink,do lifts incorrectly,go down in weight,go down in weight,go down in weight.Grunt loudly while
lifting no weight
so you can feel
better about yourself.
[grunts]Think about that
Instagram post.
Neglect to put the
weights away.
Delete your post,
go in the locker roo–
Never go back in
the locker room.
Try to join the yoga people,then leave and never return.– See you later! – No you won’t! Man:One Time Fitness,
because let’s get real,
that’s all you’ll use it
for anyways.
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