VicandFriends: Cat Yoga! With Hortense – PUPPETS AND TOYS KIDS SHOW

VicandFriends: Cat Yoga! With Hortense – PUPPETS AND TOYS KIDS SHOW


[Sitar music]>>Hortense: Hello and thank you for joining me today for Cat Yoga with Hortense.>>Hortense: Just a few minutes a day of doing cat yoga can relax your mind and your body.>>Hortense: I don’t know about you, but my feline mind becomes overworked. [Screeching cat]>>Hortense: Another benefit to yoga is it keeps your joints..[deep voice]..nice and healthy.>>Hortense: So you can be fast,>>Hortense: ..sweet and like me always land on your feet. [Cat meow]>>Hortense: As a working career cat,>>Hortense: I find it difficult, due to my hectic schedule,>>Hortense: to squeeze in my full yoga workout.>>Hortense: But, even though I’m busy, it’s still important to make time for a warm-up. [Sitar music]>>Hortense: Warm-Up!>>Hortense: A good warm-up is necessary because it enhances your full kitty cat performance.>>Hortense: And it keeps you from getting hurt.>>Hortense: Now let’s begin!>>Hortense: Who doesn’t love some squats?>>Hortense: Squats! [Whip crack]>>Hortense: Squats build up your leg muscles to keep those hind legs strong when you jump from the floor>>Hortense: to your favorite windowsill. [Cat purring]>>Hortense: Next up….arm circles!>>Hortense: You can do these anywhere….whether you are inside in your cubicle..>>Hortense: or outside frolicking in the grass.>>Hortense: Now let’s kick things up a bit!>>Hortense: Let’s start a little bit of soft aerobic exercise by walking in place.>>Hortense: Get those paws on the floor and bounce…bounce…step…step!>>Hortense: Are you ready to start the yoga routine?>>Hortense: Not only is it good for your body, it’s good for your mind.>>Hortense: The first pose is the Mountain Pose.>>Hortense: You’re going to stand with your body nice and straight and>>Hortense: put your arms at your sides.>>Hortense: Now just breathe [Inhaling breath]>>Hortense: Imagine yourself on a mountaintop. [Chimes]>>Hortense: Next up….[agressive voice] Warrior Pose! [Intense music]>>Hortense: Legs go here..arms go here..[agressive voice]..Warrior Pose! [Intense music]>>Hortense: This is what I like to call the Downward Cat.>>Hortense: [angrily] Not dog!! Cat. Meow. [Face down, Hortense mumbles directions to next yoga pose] [Still mumbling….] [Calm music]>>Hortense: Let’s just take a moment here to reflect.>>Hortense: I began doing yoga due to some complications in my work. [Flashback to Invinci-Pet]>>Hortense: So yoga has greatly changed my outlook on life. [Sitar music]>>Hortense: Spunk!>>Hortense: Are you feeling like you need to add a little spunk to that yoga session?>>Hortense: Create your own mooooves!>>Hortense: I’m gonna show you some right meow! [Screeching cat]>>Hortense: Ball of Yarn!!>>Hortense: The cat and string! [Cat scratching]>>Hortense: And the Kitty Likes To Scratch! [Cat scratching] [Meow] [Sitar music]>>Hortense: Whew, what a workout. Now it’s time to cool down.>>Hortense: How about a quick catnap? [Silence] [Sitar music]>>Hortense: Whoo!! Much better! [Sitar music]>>Hortense: Oh! We have a special guest in our studio!>>Hortense: To join in all of the yoga fun.>>Hortense: I’d like to introduce my co-worker Ron. [Slowed down guitar music]>>Hortense: Come on out Ron!>>Hortense: He’s coming… [Slowed down guitar music]>>Hortense: Here he is! He made it! Ron! [Slowed down guitar music]>>Ron: [slowly] Heyyyyyyyyy…>>Hortense: Thank you Ron!>>Hortense: That is all the time we have for today.>>Hortense: Thank you all for joining me on Cat Yoga With Hortense!>>Hortense: It just means so much to me, and thank you from the bottom of my hea….>>Mr. Bingal (Hortense’s boss at the Invinci-Pet Corporation): Hortense!>>Mr. Bingal: What did I tell you about turning your cubicle into a yoga dojo?>>Mr. Bingal: [clears throat] Now get back to work. [Awkward silence]>>Mr. Bingal: What is this thing here? Some sort of…. [Television static] [Cut to Vic watching television]>>Vic: Man, this channel is so great it makes ME wanna exercise! [Vic straining to lift donut]>>Vic: AHHHH…MMMMMM [Lip smacking]>>Vic: What?>>Vic: The headband?>>Vic: Matches the donut.>>Vic: [chomping on donut] Oh man, this is great. You should subscribe to this! Oh, I mean the channel too. [Lip smacking] [Happy music]